{"product_id":"promise-ill-never-let-my-mother-ruin-our-first-dance-funny-pop-culture-valentines-card","title":"Promise I'll Never Let My Mother Ruin Our First Dance\" – Funny Pop Culture Valentine's Card","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe ultimate romantic promise (and a cheeky dig at the in-laws).\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eIf you know, you know. Nothing says \"I love you\" quite like promising your partner that your mum won't pull a Victoria on your big day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eInspired by the viral celebrity wedding drama that took over the internet, this card is the perfect way to make your other half laugh this Valentine's Day. Ideally suited for the pop-culture obsessed, the meme-lovers, or anyone who just wants to reassure their fiancée that she comes first!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s bold, it’s red, and it’s a legally binding contract (okay, maybe not legally binding, but it definitely counts for brownie points).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhy they’ll love this card:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003eViral Humour:\u003c\/b\u003e A nod to one of the funniest celebrity wedding moments in recent history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eTo The Point:\u003c\/b\u003e Minimalist design that lets the joke do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e Plenty of space for you to write your own (non-dramatic) vows or a sweet message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold typography in black and red.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eQuality:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed on premium, thick cardstock for a quality feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/b\u003e Comes with a rustic brown kraft envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e [Insert Size here, usually A6 or 5x7] - standard greeting card size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,4,0\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Sent in a hard-backed envelope to ensure it arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003ci data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eDon't let your Valentine's Day be a flop. Grab this card and secure that first dance!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Local Lingo Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57301365162368,"sku":"1ST-MTHR-DNCE-VD-CRD","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/6682\/3808\/files\/promise-ill-never-let-my-mother-ruin-our-first-dance-funny-valentines-card-victoria-brooklyn-beckham-themed-local-lingo.jpg?v=1769301063","url":"https:\/\/www.locallingo.co.uk\/products\/promise-ill-never-let-my-mother-ruin-our-first-dance-funny-pop-culture-valentines-card","provider":"Local Lingo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}