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Square white Valentine's Day card featuring an illustration of a penguin walking forward with red hearts floating above it. The black text reads: "You know that video where the penguin turns around & walks off to leave! I'd never do that to you, I promise... Happy Valentine's Day."
  • Square white Valentine's Day card featuring an illustration of a penguin walking forward with red hearts floating above it. The black text reads: "You know that video where the penguin turns around & walks off to leave! I'd never do that to you, I promise... Happy Valentine's Day."
  • Square white Valentine's Day card featuring an illustration of a penguin walking forward with red hearts floating above it. The black text reads: "You know that video where the penguin turns around & walks off to leave! I'd never do that to you, I promise... Happy Valentine's Day."
'I'd Never Leave You' – Viral Nihilist Penguin Funny Valentine's Card

'I'd Never Leave You' – Viral Nihilist Penguin Funny Valentine's Card

£3.50

The ultimate romantic promise: I won't walk into the mountains alone.

Inspired by the internet’s favourite existential crisis, this card pays homage to the now legendary "Nihilist Penguin" from Werner Herzog’s Encounters at the End of the World. You know the one, the penguin who looked at the colony, turned around, and decided to just waddle off into the abyss alone.

Ideally suited for a partner with a dark sense of humour or anyone addicted to viral reels, this card offers the reassurance they didn't know they needed: that you aren't going to pull a Herzog penguin on them anytime soon.

It’s sweet, it’s slightly dark, and it’s perfectly on-trend.

The card reads: "You know that video where the penguin turns around & walks off to leave! I'd never do that to you, I promise..."

Product Details:

  • Design: Features a hand-drawn illustration of the famous penguin, softened with a couple of love hearts.

  • Blank Inside: Plenty of space for you to write your own promise (or existential thoughts).

  • Quality: Printed on premium, thick cardstock.

  • Size: 6 x 6 inches (Square).

  • Envelope: Comes with a rustic brown kraft envelope.

Show them you’re in it for the long haul (and not the long walk to nowhere).

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